Konu: Avukat Tutmuþ

Avukat Tutmuþ

Hakim sanýða sordu:
- Karakolda suçunu itiraf etmiþsin sen, peki þimdi niye inkar ediyorsun?
- O zaman henüz avukat tutmamýþtým. Þimdi suçsuz olduðuma ben bile inandým!

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ARABA HIRSIZI


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Avukat
-Sizi mahkemede savunabilirim Temel bey... Ancak ücretimi ödeyecek paranýz var mý? der.
Temel:
-Param yok ama 2000 model Mercedesim var...
-Ýyi, der Avukat: Sizi savunabilirim. Peki sizi neyle suçluyorlar?
Temel:
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